Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Coherence 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  The “The Monsters are Due on Maple St” meets “Sliding Doors”

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  Attack the Block 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Showing the most likely consequences of “Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much”

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  Transformers 2007

  ★ Added

  I saw this movie when it came out right after high school and was absolutely dying to see big robots blow up on big screen (you better believe I was going to see this shit on iMAX), and then instead was presented with the worst screenwriting I had ever encountered at that point in time. It’s been 20 years and I’m still mad at Michael Bay. It gets a star because the blowing up big robot parts were good.

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  X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009

  ★ Added

  One star for when he was blown up and thrown through the air on top of a helicopter, which made everyone laugh, and is the only thing I can remember happening when I wasn’t bored.