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Sweetheart 2019
this movie made a big mistake by introducing the actual conflict, her manipulative, abusive boyfriend more than halfway into the movie, which completely shifts the tone. up until that point we had gotten next to no insight to the main character, which i would’ve been fine with if it had stayed that way. in turn, almost an hour in, we get her boyfriend monologuing about what she’s like tell, don’t show lmao.
i would’ve preferred if we maybe started with…
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It Stains the Sands Red 2016
it’s not perfect but it’s truly one of a kind
also 10/10 when she distracts the zombie with her tampon, best zombie scene i’ve ever seen
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The X-Files 1998
i already forgot everything that happened in the movie, but all you need to know is that scully definitely pegs mulder
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Jeruzalem 2015
this movie HAS👏IT👏ALL!👏
really bad cgi? check✅
obnoxious americans being obnoxiously american? check✅
characters that are just xenophobic stereotypes? check✅
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