Anna Stein

Anna Stein

no babe i can’t have sex with you right now, i need to post my witty one liner review that will get 0 likes

Favorite films

  • Barbie of Swan Lake
  • Barbie in the Nutcracker
  • Funny Games
  • Barbie: Fairytopia

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  • Sweetheart

    ★★½

  • The Nightingale

    ★★★½

  • Cure

  • Daddy's Head

    ★★★½

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  • Sweetheart

    Sweetheart

    ★★½

    this movie made a big mistake by introducing the actual conflict, her manipulative, abusive boyfriend more than halfway into the movie, which completely shifts the tone. up until that point we had gotten next to no insight to the main character, which i would’ve been fine with if it had stayed that way. in turn, almost an hour in, we get her boyfriend monologuing about what she’s like tell, don’t show lmao.

    i would’ve preferred if we maybe started with…

  • It Stains the Sands Red

    It Stains the Sands Red

    ★★½

    it’s not perfect but it’s truly one of a kind

    also 10/10 when she distracts the zombie with her tampon, best zombie scene i’ve ever seen

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  • The X-Files

    The X-Files

    ★★

    i already forgot everything that happened in the movie, but all you need to know is that scully definitely pegs mulder

  • Jeruzalem

    Jeruzalem

    this movie HAS👏IT👏ALL!👏
    really bad cgi? check✅
    obnoxious americans being obnoxiously american? check✅
    characters that are just xenophobic stereotypes? check✅
    and on top of that it’s also really boring an absolutely nothing of substance happens in the first entire first half of the movie