every good friend group includes goth with a backstory, drama queen hiding deep well of sadness behind flash and comedy, and a twink (whore) (bonus points if they all kiss)
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The Mummy Returns 2001
so much was constantly happening in this movie, most of all me moaning every time rachel weisz was on screen
mummy? sorry. mummy? sorry. mummy? sorry.
scientists should look into the release of the mummy and the mummy returns and an uptick in bisexuality
fight scenes went absolutely brazy in this
so glad there were no more mummy movies or spinoffs after this
rachel weisz and brendan fraser, call me!
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Atomic Blonde 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
God this movie fucks
The soundtrack is unparalleled, it’s my second favorite thing about this movie (yes the first is the hot lesbian pairing of Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella 🙏)
My third favorite thing is how well shot this movie is and it’s near obsessive attention to composition, coloring and lighting. We meet Lorraine at the almost end of the story we’re about to be told: she’s beaten, bruised, and clearly been through it. Everything’s blue and cold and…
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