Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2022

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  Love Hard 2021

  ½ Watched 06 Nov 2021

  absolute charmless garbage, i wouldn't even watch this again to make fun of it

Popular reviews

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  Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2021

  A modern masterpiece. Beautiful visual effects. Oscar-worthy acting. Would love to see more!

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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ★ Watched 28 Aug 2021

  I'm writing this review in my sleep. I have fallen asleep. I don't know how this movie ends, which is just as well, since it felt like it was never going to. What was it about? I don't know. Somebody tell me when I wake up.