Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
“The most romantic stories of all time are doomed.”
Heart Eyes is better at being a rom-com than a horror movie ackshualy. Its leads are cute and share a cozy chemistry but it doesn’t know how to build suspense, rendering the scares mostly moot. Subpar digital effects mar its attempt at gory gonzo humor and the kills happen so fast to such insignificant characters that there isn’t any feeling to them. Losing the split, it is probably too violent for…
This film is littered with over-the-top Jackie Chan-esque action sequences. So over the top, that the entire film feels like a live action R rated cartoon. It’s also a shame that a decent cast wasted on a plot that feels like it was made up on the spot, but in a turn your brain off kind of way it was enjoyable enough action comedy film that’s at least conveniently short.
If you want a feel good escape from the reality of the world today DON’T go and watch this film. It’s about as dark and bleak as Danish cinema can get but my God, it’s incredible.