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  • You're Cordially Invited

  • White Chicks

  • Better Man

  • September 5

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  • Climax

    Climax

    A film of cruelty, to its subjects and its audience

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    A more complicated Ms. Doubtfire

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  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell

    No one makes propaganda like Eastwood

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    ½

    It takes a lot to make me turn off a movie 15 minutes in.

    Maybe it's the terribly expositional dialogue?
    Maybe it's the refusal to adhere to character traits?

    More likely...
    It's the refusal to read the fucking source book and instead presenting a dog shit ripoff tailored to the Disney consumerist formula and restructured to include Colin Farrell for his star power, forgetting how limited a resource that is.

    Would give a 1/4 star is the interface allowed for it.

    Disney must be stopped.

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