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Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Thomas should’ve made his papal name Regina George with the way he aired out that tea mean girls style damn

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Elisabeth needed some friends to tell her the substance was whack af

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  Black Mirror: Beyond the Sea 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2023

  Only solution now is to be gay

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  Ballerina 2023

  ★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2023

  John Wick if he was an emo lesbian

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