Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Earlier today a girl was basically begging me to ask her out and I fumbled that bag so bad I need to go into hiding. Anyways, this movie made me feel better.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The Robert Pattison autoerotica I needed

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023 1

  i want ryan gosling to beach me off every night before bed

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  I also fall in love with every woman that gives me the slightest attention. Then I talk myself out of it! 

  Also this movie wrecked my cold little heart

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