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  The Limits of Control 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  A hitman does yoga and drinks two cups of espressos while talking to random people. Cinema.

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  This movie is the result of what happens when you are at the height of your fame and a studio gives you 14 million dollars and says “Do whatever” and for some reason, it is pure ridiculous cinema.

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  Freeway 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 2

  Freeway is the most twisted and guttural take on Little Red Riding Hood and it’s a masterpiece from beginning to end. 

  Vanessa Lutz (played fantastically by Reese Witherspoon) escapes her dysfunctional home after her drug addict step father and prostitute mother are arrested. She travels along the freeways of LA until she is picked up by Bob Wolverton. (played Sinisterly and masterfully by Keifer Sutherland) Bob is not at all what he appears to be and Vanessa finds she has…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  This movie is straight up hot garbage of the highest degree. Disguised as a quintessential art horror film set during Christmas, it follows all the best patterns of your typical Dracula story. (Which is no surprise since Nosferatu was made when the rights to Dracula couldn’t be secured but bears enough resemblance to Dracula that it might as well be called Dracula) however this film made me appreciate the silent original version by Murnau even more and honestly every vampire…

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