Officially diagnosed with bad taste
Favorites are based off 2024 releases
If this was any longer I probably would’ve been annoyed but glad it’s as tight as it is. Not sure how I fully feel about it, especially given the ending but I like what it explores.
This wet ass fart of a movie is exactly what all the dino-shit lickers that flock to the theaters because of “OMG DINOSAURS!!!” for the 6th time now deserve. Actual worst franchise ever this shit stinks. Hope Rebirth bombs. No matter how much anyone loves this franchise I will hate it more!
When the himbo cannibal said “…bones and all.” I went full Peter Griffin and said “Ah! He said it!”
Was not expecting a Statham cameo. Anyone know if this is canon to The Transporter movies? If so then I’ll adjust this to five stars.