jacob shafran

jacob shafran

do u think u smell like mayonaise? do u??? be honest.

Favorite films

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Mamma Mia!
  • Of an Age
  • Shiva Baby

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  • Eephus

    ★★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★★½

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★

  • Deliverance

    ★★★★

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  • Eephus

    Eephus

    ★★★★★

    so sweet. so quiet. so sincere.

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★½

    idk y’all i kinda Liked this version of the same movie

    studied in the jordan peele horror institution and got like… solid Cs

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  • Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans

    Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans

    ★★★★½

    not one of these characters is gay but... they’re gay. like “name a show abt straight people for gay people” THIS. the One

  • Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy

    Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy

    ★★★★★

    if we all dressed like we lived in pixie hollow the world would be a better place