I must be loca because I swear they’re was supposed to be a part when they all went to Spain? Also I thought dogs and vampires were super not cool with eachother or somethin loca. This must be a prequal but atleast it didn’t take 4 films to see some wicked hung vampire wang hell yeah!

(One star so people respect my reviews, but actually I was bricked up the whole time) 

Girl goes on holiday with ex boyfriend to Brazil. Underage boy enraged

Yo this shit fire. I would have busted my ass hard to get into this school because I. Can. Dance. And also act and not get my shit fucked up by jumping into barbed wire or something because I’m too quick and smart and nimble.

This film came out before my first birthday. Thank the gods. It single handedly paved the way for culture to see the dad bod I would one day grow to inhabit as a pinnacle of sexual lust and desire. I am a sex god. I simp for my wife. I was born at the right time. Men, Simp your wife.