Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I liked it idk. Derivative of a thousand other movies but I didn’t have a bad time

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  You know what fuck yeah. Everybody does die and your dad does make you do evil

  Theo James too beautiful to play normal random guy

Popular reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★½ Watched 14 Aug 2023

  The stringing together of scenes and dialogue in this are genuinely so unbelievable who is responsible!!!! Amazon prime makes content for idiot babies!!!!!

  It’s hard to explain because it’s not like the book was a literary masterpiece or anything but at least it had like. Heart and soul to it and like. Insight into what characters are thinking or why they might be doing something this is just vast nothingness. So dumb it makes me angry but like also who…

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  Barbarian 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Sep 2022

  Alright… here’s me trying to get intellectual about my dislike of this movie. I think the first third is great. The suspense was great the characters were great the way it was shot etc I was hyped. The first jumpscare got me so bad I cried. But then what? Tangent after tangent after tangent, characters I don’t care about, stupid move after stupid move, and just a fucking mess. 

  And the main thing I want to say is how much…