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The Monkey 2025
Takes a really dumb Stephen King story (that I love) and delivers it in a very self aware and post-ironic fashion. Line delivery genuinely made me laugh a couple of times, and I love final destination type deaths so I liked it more than many.
Very stupid. I liked it a lot
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Dracula 3000 2004
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Step aside Parasite, there's a new hot film on the block that's kicking up a storm. Simply put, Dracula 3000 is a masterclass in filmmaking- from the highly experimental cinematographic maneuvers to the stunning, haunting dialogue. Coolio specifically brought a lot to the table by playing one half of the black characters in the film- his line "I want to ejaculate on your bazonkas" sent my jaw plummeting to the floor. This film subverts expectations at every turn- the decision to…
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