Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Sing Sing 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  If Emilia Perez manages to win a singular Oscar this year over Sing Sing, Anora, or frankly any other movie that came out in 2024. Let’s just say whatever Luigi Mangione did to that UnitedHealthcare CEO, I will do that and then some to whoever runs the fucking Oscars.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Count Orlok didn’t do his lil flicker of the lights gag like he did in SpongeBob. It misled me, and I was severely disappointed.

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  If Novocaine was born with his condition 150 years ago, he would’ve been straitjacketed and thrown into the freak show where he’d get stabbed in the stomach for entertainment

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  Riff Raff 2024

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  The Lost episode of Modern Family

Popular reviews

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  The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa 2012

  ½ Watched 06 Dec 2023

  My roommate put this on as a joke because we thought the “Gummy Bear Song” would be in it. 

  It was.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  If Toni Collete asked me to “taste the sauce on the floor like the scum you are”:

  Trust me. That floor will be SPOTLESS