Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Reddit's favourite movie

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  Companion 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Every time he called her "beep boop" I laughed

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus,
  Go eat some walruses,
  Orifices, Porridges,
  Morpheus, Morpheus,
  Going to the Buffet and Walruses,
  Confidence, Corpseses,
  Worcestershire sauce,
  Go into your orifices,
  Red pill, blue pill,
  Morpheus, Walruses,
  Seashells by the Seashorpheus,
  Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

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  The Dead Don't Die 2019

  Watched 04 Jan 2025

  This movie sucks. My first thought after the credits rolled was "I will never get back time I wasted watching this".