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Recent reviews

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  Popeye's Revenge 2025

  ½ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Why do I keep doing this to myself. 0.5/10

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Gal Gadot try not to be the literal worst at everything challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Skip to the bottom if you’re not interested in hearing my wildly frustrated takes on this movie and just wanna see another stupid one liner and my rating. 

  A movie that tries so hard to be its own thing and in some aspects does, namely the love story I actually really enjoyed that change, but so obviously is still shackled by the confines of being a remake…

Popular reviews

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  Moneyball 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024 1

  I will never get to see a game at the Coliseum. I will never find myself in the concrete prison. I will shed a tear over this my heart breaks. Oakland you earned your win tonight. Rest in peace A’s, John Fisher will rest in hell. Only man alive who isn’t capable of being romantic about baseball. 💚🤍💛. 9.5/10

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  Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Road Trip 2025

  ★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Lucas and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad movie viewing experience. This statement excludes grandpa he was kinda goated. 4/10