Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Knight of Cups 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  I too would like Natalie Portman's feet in my mouth 🙋

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Get urself a woman who appreciates a crywank

Popular reviews

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  Scream 2022

  ½ Watched 17 Sep 2022

  Oh my days man this movie was goofy
  The dialogue was so awful it’s not even funny

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2022 1

  Timothy loves fucking people who fucking eat people