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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I’m a clumsy but handsome dork made of various garbage, in love with a strong and brave woman of color and I would die 100 times for her. I always thought Trump is bad and Kamala is brat and I also wonder what those creepy aliens mouths could do….

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  Submarine 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Not only does someone get jacked off, Alex Turner sings sweet songs and an awkward teen finds out the meaning of love and heartbreak, and sprinkle a little bit of the dry British humour on top.

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  Romance 1999

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  The boobs were cool. but the penises, I draw the line

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  My buddy Mike got me an eighth of this stuff back in college, he said it would get my tits rock hard, as soon as Margot Quabbie came on screen I knew it was the same stuff. RIP Mike

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