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Popeye the Slayer Man 2025
I found out that Popeye the Slayer Man does, in fact, live in a garbage can. This movie. It does have a lot of gore and a great first half. It's that finale that turns on the heater to burn off his peter. So stupid. They just really crammed every ounce of Popeye down our throats in so little time.
2.5 stars. It's watchable for the kills. Even the stupid nonsense Looney Toon deaths. This feels like if The Asylum made a slasher.
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Punisher: War Zone 2008
Marvel body horror extreme. Punisher War Zone is a gore infused violent blood bath. It starts with a very graphic decapitation and ends with a blood bath with a body count higher than I've ever seen and I've seen 1980s Italian action movies. This has the same uncountable body counts but far more gorey. Man, and there's some serious body modifications going on and not the kind you get at a piercer. Everything in this is hyper violent and campy.…
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Possession 1981
Wow. Andrzej Żuławskisure has a lot to say about toxic relationships. Possession (1981) really kicks you in the teeth with the over-the-top crazy performances by Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani. I mean... You want crazy, they give you crazy. And the fights. Epic knock down ugly fault marriage fights.
Possession tells the story of a couple who's toxic relationship causes both to spiral to a level of nonsense here before not known. Why? Not going to tell.
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge 2024
"When does this end? How do I make it stop?" -Me on Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge. I haven't groaned in a movie as much as I did during the "this porridge is too cold" bit.
Grating. The entire movie. The acting. The story itself. The really bad gore. I swear British movies like bad dubbing now a days.
1/2 stars, lame. Goldilocks will make you want to turn your T.V. off
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