Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  You know I am called the count because I really love to fuck.
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

  Bram Stoker? More like Bam Stroker! Boy, is this guy a pervert!

  I just vant to be part of your symphony.....of the night.

  This is the weirdest adaptation of Klaus I've ever seen.

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  Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2023

  ½ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  A compelling argument against feeding the wildlife.

Popular reviews

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  Croc 2007

  ★½ Watched 23 Feb 2023

  This movie made me take a long hard look at myself and learn that I am not mature enough to date a girl named Champoo.

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  Shakma 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.