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  The Witch 2015

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  My W Key broke so now I have to spell everything with two V's for years.

  Re-read that line. I lied. There are multiple W's in there. You believed me for a second there. Maybe you chuckled. Maybe you thought "Oh here's Another VV instead of W joke. Eggers really ruined film twitter for a period in 2015. I hate him." And you know what? You might be right. I didn't even really enjoy writing this bit.

  Didn't watch the movie either.

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  Nope 2022

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  Nope? More like Yup.

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