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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  hawk nosferatuah. suck on that thang

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  that burger looked fucking FINNNNNNNNE

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  i was not impressed by the length of his legs. it would have been more apt to call him reasonably-sized-but-not-all-that-remarkably-sized legs. dejected and dismayed. 0/10

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  Inside Out 2015

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun 2024

  it's a good job they didn't make this film about me or they'd have to add Deep-Seated Guilt About My Actions in the Former State of Yugoslavia

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