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  Cats 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  If you don't like this, you're boring and no fun and people say that about you. I know cause I was there. For everyone who is like "omg art is dead, this is so bad boo hoo". Have you heard of FUN?? go cry loser. Rumpleteazer is a slur I think.

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  Violent Cop 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Was really relaxing, and then it wasn't

Popular reviews

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  A California Christmas 2020

  ½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  When I select a Christmas film, I expect a Christmas film.

  I'm sorry if that's unreasonable, but I feel slighted. Fuck you netflix, I will not get my time back. Also Manny and the assistant guy should have been more physically intimate imo. But what do I know right?

  "Califoria CHRISTMAS".

  get fuckin real

  Will be watching part 2

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  Bridget Jones's Diary 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  Colin Firth and Hugh Grant fighting making me flustered. Like hahahahha stoooppppppuh

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