Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Call of Cthulhu 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Type of movie I thought was going to sit in my watchlist forever. God bless Tubi.
  A pretty dope recreation of many styles of films from the 1920’s, and even though I’ve only seen a couple from that period, and… definitely didn’t stay awake during all of them, I found plenty of enjoyable quirks that enhanced my experience. There are a few modern technological and storytelling advancements that provide quality-of-life enrichment for zoomer audiences like myself (gross) that are kind…

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  Child's Play 1988

  ★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  I’ve heard about this motherfucker my whole life, mostly from people saying I look like him, which was never flattering but there’s worse dudes out there I suppose. Nearly everyone has also remarked on how easy it looks to kill Chucky, but from all the things he bounced back from in this movie alone I think y’all are just talking shit. He can be pretty unsettling at times, at first he just ran around in Gremlin mode but once he…

Popular reviews

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Jun 2023

  5 stars unless I have a reasonable doubt

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2024

  I opened a fortune cookie during the Fiji water scene that read “There are riches headed your way.”