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Ocean's Eleven 2001
why did julia roberts leave mister casino man after he said he wud accept the return of the $160 mil over her?? julia roberts is stupid and so easily manipulatable. and then she ran outta the casino after danny ocean like noooo thats my ~husband~~~ plus the big glowing electric thing didnt need to be glowing!!! just for **dramatic effect**. my fave line was “who, the small chinese man?” and then the small chinese man did a buncha backflips to save the day 🤸♂️ brad pitt was too manly too. cringe
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My Own Private Idaho 1991
Soo funny! Felt like a surreal gay version of a classic road-trip movie with lotsa fun hyjinks w crazy characters like Hans (& his lamp dance), & Bob. Keanu is so dramatic as a richboy who chose the homeless gay hustler life and River Phoenix was awesome. I looved the scene where Keanu is plucking River’s nipple in bed lmao; and also the really artsy cinematography stylistic shots like the magazine cover scene & also the still-frame sex scenes (those felt kinda Wes Anderson!)
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A History of Violence 2005
Nice domesticated beta family man has a dark past!!
John wick-esque fight scenes v entertaining nice mobstersTranslated from by
