bikolya

bikolya

nikolya and bilan review movies they watch together... the category is: nonsense.

Favorite films

  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Men in Black
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Mamma Mia!

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  • Cinderella

    ★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ½

  • Spectre

    ½

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★½

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ★★½

    meh. i like the campy-ness of how low-budget and poorly made this movie is. Whitney i love you and your voice so so so much i miss you everyday❤️ whitney’s acting was not very good but it was endearing bc she was having fun with it. Brandy’s mic needed to be turned all the way up… she was whispering the whole time breh. I wish this cinderella story had a different perspective or a uniqueness to the plot that would…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ½

    death to england, death to james bond, death to the queen -niko

    this is the worst james bond movie including the racist ones. Ridiculous plot, ridiculous gadgets, Q gay, james bond old and ugly and a deadbeat father. Rami malek is like one of the worst actors ever i hate being forced to hear him use a stupid made up accent and not blink for 2 hours. His creepy ass character wanting james bond’s way too young for him baby…

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ½

    first day and he lets a bomb on the plane.

    ok but fr if the movie had even a little bit of self-awareness it could be campy but the amount of plot holes that go unaddressed make it unwatchable. how you gonna let a square headed faggot whisper in your ear and tell you what to do. also you saw your baby mama at lunch AFTER your coworker told you she called him and still let the ugly minecraft steve…

  • Salt

    Salt

    ★★

    everyone is a russian spy. the us president. danielle smith. even your momma. trust no one. evelyn salt will find you.

    я русский шпион…