How to make a Bong Joon Ho film:
1. Start abruptly
2. Insert montage
3. Add classical music over montage
4. Be a social commentary
5. Add more montages
6. Change genre right in the middle
7. Still be a social commentary but a little more political
Bonus: Add some kinky scenes with hands inside pants.
Also, who told Ruffalo this is an SNL skit?
1. This is like if Zack Snyder directed a bollywood movie. Cool shots and sequences, but when you put them together, you can't help but wonder if this was edited by a 14 year old.
2. I don't know about historical accuracies, but if you're gonna twist history to tell a tale in a country like India, you better do it like Jodhaa Akbar, not Gladiator.
3. Stop casting Rashmika everywhere for god's sake.
4. End this over-the-top action fetish.…
It is with great sadness that I declare my resignation from the post of Batman.
However, since every cloud has a silver lining and because I believe with utmost sincerity that there comes a time when hear a certain call when the world must come together as one, I take up the mantle of Insaaf-Man with a newfound sense of justice and responsibility.
