Mr Darcy after getting rejected:
- writes a letter to the girl who rejected him to defend his manliness
- goes to fencing club
- swimming (full body workout, great way to get jacked)
- invites all his friends to his mansion for a party
- donates money to the family of the girl who rejected him
- marries her anyway
Me after getting rejected:
- eats a whole thing of oreos
- lying on the floor crying