Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Totally Killer 2023

  Watched 07 Oct 2023

  Watched this movie wondering why it looked like an episode of a network sitcom and then I looked at the directors credits and the crew they hired. 
  An aesthetic mess. Constantly crossing the line, like no one knew where to put a camera.
  Olivia Holt is a star though.

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  Elemental 2023

  Watched 19 Aug 2023

  COME ON. This was insanely unimaginative weirdly lowbrow. Full of bad puns and embarrassing metaphors. 
  This doesn’t even feel like a Pixar movie.

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  Watched 09 Jul 2023

  I hardly ever rate movies here, but this is pure nonsense. This movie is trash. The plotting is clumsy, the dialogue is clunky, and the performances are horrendous. 
  You’re all a bunch of clowns.

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  BlackBerry 2023

  Watched 12 Jun 2023 1

  A movie for people who wanna watch seasons 2 and 3 of Ted Lasso. 
  Between this and Air, I’m a little disturbed by the “corporations are cool” movies lately