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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2024

  MY CAT. HAS BEEN PETRIFIED. I WANT TO SEE SOME PUNISHMENTS. 
  I used to always say I liked this one the least but I think it’s now one of my favorites. Filch at his funniest. Slytherin at their gayest. Snape and Lucius at their cuntiest. Gryffindore’s quidditch team unmatched. The entire spider scene. The password for Dumbledore’s office being sherbet lemon. This one is a gem.

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Apr 2024

  Titanium was actually the perfect song choice

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