Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  this was my Barbie movie

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 May 2024

  what if we kissed under the tree growing out of
  Chris Hemsworth’s d*ck?

Popular reviews

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2024 1

  people say this film harmed a generation of women by glorifying Amy’s violent and toxic behavior but the real damage was convincing me that I could pull off a blunt bob when I have a short neck and a round face

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Apr 2024

  fellas is it gay to be in a decade long love triangle with you homie?

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