Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i can’t get over the fact that they gave one of the avatars a low taper

  are we fr?

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  Avatar 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  the FIRST thing i would do is look at my blue dick

  WHAT? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?

Popular reviews

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  Noelle 2019

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  *sigh*……they probably had SO much fun making this

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  He's All That 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  a cinematic experience for the ages

  (ages 1 to 6 months, cause they’re fucking babies)