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  The Big Draw 2023

  ½ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  why were all the girls gagging for that slug? Men grappling with the implications of their own porn addiction as if it isn’t just… literally their own damn fault 😭😭😭 “deep” + anti-woman in an unoriginal way. SNOOZE.

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  Dead Poets Society 1989

  ★★★★ Added

  waitttttt I wanna be a boy so bad :(

Popular reviews

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  The Killing of a Sacred Deer 2017

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2020 2

  stupid movie. even nicole kidman couldn’t make that elongated hand job scene watchable. there wasn’t even a deer. hated it. stan bob!

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 May 2020

  a bimbo classic. so fucking hot... would definitely "pork" Needy and Jennifer on a REGULAR basis. Chip "i got a big dick" and "im emo" Colin were nerds, and did not deserve these women.. obviously. if i was jennifer, i simply would have gone for mr wroblewski

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