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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Idk I just had a really good time watching 🫶🏻

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025 1

  It’s like they wanted to emulate the idea of Die Hard but with two NPC protagonists.
  P.S. should have called it “Fly Hard”

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Apr 2023

  Apart from the disturbing lack of concern about murder from every character, good movie

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  6-Headed Shark Attack 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2023 1

  So many things to say, and yet I sit here speechless.

  I’ve always said that the thing I hated most about shark movies is that there’s a clear solution - just don’t go in the water. But this cinematic masterpiece not only introduced the worlds first 6-headed sea beast, but also the worlds first 6-headed land beast. That’s right, this thing is all terrain baby.

  I would say something about how this movie taught me that if we don’t work…

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