Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025 2

  need to wear all black and tip toe around in the dark to the soundtrack

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  Assassin's Creed 2016

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  love watching the movies michael fassbender does to fund irish films

Popular reviews

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  Bama Rush 2023

  ½ Watched 24 May 2023

  this has done irreparable damage to the alopecia community

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  TÁR 2022

  ½ Watched 18 Feb 2023

  when they were editing this, they said “actually, let’s not cut a single fucking thing and make it the longest movie ever”. i only made it 27 min