Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Just shouted at my imaginary 13 year old son to stay off instagram

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Whiplash for girls

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 29 Feb 2024

  Turned it off after 45 mins before I put a cigarette out in my own eyes.

  Never watched a film so unwatchable. 

  How the fuck did it win the Oscar?

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Went to the global premiere of this so I was always going to give it a 5/5 but this is genuinely excellent. 

  Hugh Grant is very short irl.

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