Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Angst 1983

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jan 2025

  I was really surprised by the POV of this film and the narration. The acting itself is really impressive stuff, and the soundtrack did insane favors for the actual horror. Certainly not as visually extreme as I was expecting, but that's a good thing here.

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  Monsturd 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  I saw this title on a local places shelf a couple of times. I was seriously on the fence for weeks, over a month even. My godknowswhat got it for me as a gift for x-mas, and I can't stress enough how excited I was.

  After watching it, I couldn't believe I'd been pondering and teetering between buying it or not for so long. It's a masterpiece. The premise is ridiculous. I usually get pretty bored with "kid telling a…

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  I've held this franchise close to my heart ever since the release, and slowly stopped keeping track following Sister Location, but held it close nonetheless.

  It was super disappointing that something this anticipated kind of fell through for me. The successful game -> movie products are few & far, but I was hopeful nonetheless. Money is most certainly not an issue, and talent isn't even a question- so what the hell happened?

  The PG-13 rating truthfully didn't bother me very much.…

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  Septic Man 2013

  ★ Watched 19 Oct 2023

  I was hoping and believing that it was going to be a film touring the life of a man who was trapped in a sewer system, became a shit monster, and then started unleashing his wrath upon the innocent and was extremely excited after seeing the opening scene...But was so disappointed. I was expecting it to be one of those "so bad its good" types but it just wasn't. Got super bored over halfway in, and just came in & out…

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