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Central Intelligence 2016
Rocks acting flat, still acts like the rock he was better when he had the fat suit on
2 rock with fat suit ass out of 5 Kevin hart fades
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Willy's Wonderland 2021
The only reason it goes this high is because I think this shit is funny and I don’t care to give it a genuine review because i never watched it as a genuine film
3 mandatory breaks out of 5 grunts from Nicholas Cage
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Epic Movie 2007
Silas jumping into the vending machine was the only thing I found really funny and that was at the beginning of the movie. Silas was the only thing funny about this movie other than the obvious stunt double fight scene but that also had Silas in it.
1 1/2 Silas in a vending machine out of 5
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020
I think this is my new favorite film, It is the greatest film experience I think I’ve ever had. This film is actually the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. The cinematography is actually stunning, I’ve had to rewind because I was too into the scenes and didn’t pick up on the dialogue.
6 “What the fuck is going on” out of 5 “I never knew what was going on in the first place I was just guessing.”
Who knew…
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