Jasper

Jasper

I don't know shit about movies but here we are

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  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★½

  • Whiplash

    ★½

  • Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    ★★½

  • Lover, Stalker, Killer

    ★★★★★

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  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★½

    i love the little tree things. and the way people got decapitated? very amusing yes yes

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★½

    this movie made me want to push people off a cliff then myself. i am an anxious ball of nope and i want this movie to be unmade so i can be happy again. the prof made me so physically and emotionally uncomfortable and i wish him nothing but pain and misery for the rest of his life :)

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  • About Him & Her

    About Him & Her

    ★★★★½

    Listen, at the beginning I had high hopes for this movie because I am such a sappy romantic who loves the anonymous phone call trope. This movie did not disappoint. I absolutely adore how the characters are so personable and realistic which made it impossible to not grow attached. Not a lot of movies are able to get me to actually care about characters like this movie has. The scenes weren't just chopped together and the minimal editing made it…

  • Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    ★★½

    that was for sure a movie i watched. wasn’t horrible but the 4th wall breaking was really annoying. like just sing your shit and move on thanks :)

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