Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  B.A.P.S 1997

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Slay the house boots down Houston I'm deceased.
  If I start walking around with a gold tooth, mind your business...

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  Primer 2004

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This hurt my brain, and not in a good way. I didn't understand it and I don't care enough to want to understand it. I hate math, I despise science and this film just cemented that.

  So now it's going to be one of those films I'll probably forget in a few days and the person who recommended this to me will be like "Hey how was primer?" and I'll spontaneously combust.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Jan 2025 1

  I need every single person who collected a cheque for this movie to make an apology video, IMMEDIATELY!

  Address it to: Mexicans, trans people, film, music, all the popcorn that was wasted when people went to the cinema, trees that turned into the paper used to make the tickets, cinema workers, projectors, brain cells, the word pussy... You get the gist.

  Oh my gosh

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  Red Rocket 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  If someone served me donuts after grabbing a man's junk I'd be so pissed.