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  Wicked 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025 2

  Defyyyyiiiiiing Brrreeeeeevityyyyyyyy!!!

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Me reacting to the “mild thematic elements.”

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  Dancer in the Dark 2000

  ½ Watched 19 Aug 2020

  FUCK this movie.

  FUCK every cloying, demented, emo-masochistic frame of it.

  FUCK Cannes for Palming it.

  FUCK YOU if you were fooled by it.

  FUCK Donald Trump...because why not? Fuck that guy.

  FUCK Lars von Trier.

  FUCK. Dancer in the Dark.

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jul 2022

  Pacing is a bit too mosey for this pokey, and I can’t pretend I understood the rules for the showdown—but damn is it good to see films this weird from a filmmaker this talented with company as good as my boy, Justice.

  Serious props to the sound team and alien design. Like a sand-dollar sphincter-fucked a ribbon factory. Worth the price of admission on its own to behold. And the lasso-show set piece is SINISTER.

  Keep doin’ what you’re doin’, Mr. Peele. That I wasn’t floored by your third doesn’t mean I won’t plant my ass to a good seat for your next.