Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024

  Is it too late to make this movie my whole personality?

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2024

  Is anal with a princess a good reward for saving the world?

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Oct 2023

  Going into the movie, I heard things along the line of it being bad, not scary, and a bit childish. While it was, in fact, not scary (however it did get me with a few jump scares) and childish, I wouldn't say it was bad. In fact, I very much enjoyed it. The movie was a cinematic ensemble of the scraps of lore given by the many games, so while I very much knew where the movie was headed by…

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