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Favorite films

  • Logan's Run
  • Die Hard
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Blade Runner

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  • Logan's Run

    ★★★★★

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★½

  • Back in Action

    ★★½

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★

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  • The Greatest Hits

    The Greatest Hits

    ★★½

    Looking at a photograph, reading a diary, writing in a notebook. Hanging out with your dead boyfriend, wife, LAPD partner..hmm yep we get it. Time travel is a metaphor for memories and grief and that. This does not add anything. Can we just have a bloody machine that goes flash whoop and loads of scary foreign bad guys again? This genre is getting bland. All 2.5 stars are for Roxy Music!

  • Chasing Christmas

    Chasing Christmas

    What do you get if you take all the charm and originality out of a Christmas Carol? This movie - the cinematic equivalent of warm margarine.

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  • The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale)

    The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale)

    ½

    Oh no wait. THIS is the worst time travel film ever. Made by someone who has no idea how films work. The acting is dire. Like the main guy can't even drink a glass of juice realistically. It's slow, lacks any character development, plot, humour, creativity, cinematic value... Honestly I can only assume this was written by a 5 year old and performed by the local autism group as therapy.

  • The Next One

    The Next One

    ★★

    Lovely scenery. [Both the Greek Islands and Adrienne Barbeau) but otherwise really basic Starman meets The Man who fell to Earth meets Whistle Down the Wind. (He's not Jesus, he's just a fella). Probably stretching it to include on a #tt list, also a time traveller with 2 hearts feels a little derivative...