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Den of Thieves 2: Pantera 2025
it's rough when a movie that had no creative vision or purpose to begin with gets a sequel. it's competent, but nothing about it is unique or interesting in any capacity.
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The Debt Collector 2018
dumb fun with a weird but kinda creative analogy at the end. it's for sure shoehorned in, and very abruptly so (feels like a last second decision), but sorta clever and unique at the same time. good performances too and solid choreography. closer to a 4.5. would recommend with a cold beer and nothing on your mind.
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A Day and a Half 2023
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The dumb man's definition of a smart movie.
Tries to be overly-realistic, but fails in doing so, to such an extreme extent that many of the big points in the movie just don't make a lot of sense.
The acting is really good, it's extremely dialogue-driven and foreign, which is why the film critic freaks are big fans, but besides solid performances, there's not much to say about this.
It felt extremely dragged out. The cinematography and action were bland…
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The Menu 2022
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One of the most creative and unique suspense/comedy/horror/cooking? flicks I've ever seen.
The dialogue is simply genius. The juxtaposition of Anya Taylor Joy's character and the Chef's as being one and the same is a great metaphor for different social classes.
The over the top and witty dialogue is super fitting given the backgrounds and social circles of these people, while still being absurdly clever and never annoying.
The end of the movie is genius. The scrappy thinking of a…
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