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  Rounders 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

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  Hackers 1995

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Angelina Jolie pissin me off, his mom opens the door and she doesn’t even say anything she just stares at her like a dumb ass fish.

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  Daddy Longlegs 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2024 2

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  The Return of the Living Dead 1985

  ★★½ Watched 25 Apr 2024 1

  Came for the zombies, stayed for the full frontal nudity.

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