Blake

Blake

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  • Jurassic Park

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

  • Knuckles

    ★★★½

  • Cool World

    ★★★½

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★★

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  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    "Sharks don't take things personally Mr Brody."
    -Dr. Elkins (Jaws 2)

    Before Disney's Star Wars trilogy, there was the franchise destroyer in Jaws: The Revenge. Besides a good performance from Lorraine Gary, there are pretty much no redeeming qualities for this movie whatsoever. Not only is this movie unnecessary, it's just straight up awful. As bad as Jaws 3-D was, at least it was "so bad, it's good." The way Chief Brody is killed offscreen is just disrespectful to his…

  • Jaws 3-D

    Jaws 3-D

    ★★★

    "Overman was killed inside the park. The baby was caught inside the park. It's mother is inside the park."
    -Kathryn Morgan

    Jaws 3-D is not by any means a good movie. It's a failed attempt at utilizing 3-D in the attempt to make money, which despite the poor usage of it, did succeed at the box office. I am genuinely curious as to why Sea World agreed to be represented in this movie. The special effects look incredibly dated and…

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  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    ½

    There are no redeeming qualities for this film. The characters are insanely bland. Dialogue is terrible. Very rarely do I leave a movie theater to take a bathroom break (unless it's an emergency), but the film was so awful that I had to get away from it momentarily and I only saw it because I had to write a report to get extra credit for a class I needed to pass. Do not bother watching this movie.

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★★★

    "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."
    -Darth Maul

    Given that I've already wrote a review earlier, I won't go into as much detail as I did before. The Phantom Menace is not a perfect movie, but it is nowhere as bad as people make it out to be, which you could say for all of the Prequel films. I will admit that while Jar Jar can be annoying for a moment…