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Recent reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★½ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  Although I appreciate the passion and dedication that went into this project, sitting through "Megalopolis" was ultimately an incredibly lackluster and underwhelming experience. Like the film's fictional city, "Megalopolis" is a film that seems bold and stunning on the surface, but closer inspection will reveal a shallow mess that crumbles with ease. It's a 138 minute visual mess tied together by a hollow and empty story that has been executed by far more talented filmmakers and writers. For a movie…

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  Afraid 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  A horror movie with weak, laughable scares.
  A sci-fi movie with barely any interesting or creative concepts or ideas.
  A drama movie with a rushed and barely coherent script.

  I would say that this movie was probably written and made by an AI software, but I feel as though that's being too generous. An AI software would probably make something a little more soul. At least there
  were some funny bad moments I guess. But the experience of watching this film is as empty as the minds of the people that made this film.

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  Marmaduke 2022

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  If I had to summarize Marmaduke (2022) in one word, it would be AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Now, many of you are probably confused. “All you did was just scream” is probably what’s going through your head. Well, here’s the thing. This film is so damn abysmal that there isn’t a single word in the English language that I can use to properly describe this film. The only way I can convey the level of atrociousness of this film is by releasing my…