BlastinAss

BlastinAss

Pure trash and high art.

Favorite films

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Mandy
  • Ghost World
  • Wet Hot American Summer

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  • Prometheus

    ★★★½

  • Dicks: The Musical

    ★★★★½

  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

    ★★★

  • Alien: Covenant

    ★★★½

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  • Prometheus

    Prometheus

    ★★★½

    There are some deep problems with this film. Beyond the bad foundational ideas (Hollywood can't grasp archaeology) and strange characterization choices, I still find it compelling. Scott swung big and I would rather watch a beautiful failure than a mediocre, focus-grouped retread (looking at you, Alien: Romulus).

  • Dicks: The Musical

    Dicks: The Musical

    ★★★★½

    Nathan Lane in the performance of a lifetime...this will be my go-to recommendation when people say "there are no funny comedies anymore."

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★½

    Entertaining. I predict this Tom Cruise kid is going places. I hope he's not a weirdo.

  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic

    ★★★½

    Look, this is the best, truest William Gibson adaptation we're ever going to get. Even if he got to make another big budget film today it would lack the aesthetic and technological naivete of the 80s/90s.
    There are definitely enough watered down Hollywood elements to criticize, but I choose to focus on the great performances by Reeves, Henry Rollins, Dolph Lundgren and an under-utilized Ice-T. The cyberspace scenes are era defining and the Lo-Teks capture the techno-tribal zeitgeist of the early World Wide Web.
    BTW, that cyborg dolphin was addicted to heroin.