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Recent reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  1 star for Kristofer Hivju

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  My high ass could not believe the pyramids are real. Spotted the ending a mile away though.

Popular reviews

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  27 Dresses 2008

  ★★★ Rewatched 30 Apr 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2023

  TALENTED, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE, AMAZING, SHOW STOPPING, SPECTACULAR, NEVER THE SAME, TOTALLY UNIQUE, COMPLETELY NOT EVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, UNAFRAID TO REFERENCE OR NOT REFERENCE, PUT IT IN A BLENDER, SHIT ON IT, VOMIT ON IT, EAT IT, GIVE BIRTH TO IT